Fast Food Review: Dunkin’ Donuts Beyond Sausage Breakfast Sandwich

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Score: 6.5/10

Beyond Meat is a plant based meat substitute that pretty much tastes like low quality ground meat, which makes it the perfect substance to be used in fast food burgers or breakfast sandwiches. The meat at fast food places is generally already trash quality, so replacing with something that tastes like trash isn’t that big of a leap.

This Beyond Meat breakfast sandwich is egg, white cheddar and a Beyond Meat sausage patty on an English muffin. Sausage is the perfect place to use Beyond Meat since it’s just over spiced ground meat.

Overall, the sandwich was okay. All the ingredients were fine, but the Beyond Meat was noticeably worse than a sausage patty made of real meat. But that’s the price you pay to avoid meat and protect animals and your health and all the other reasons why people avoid eating meat.

This thing also wasn’t very cheap. It was somewhere between four to five dollars. I could go to the nearest deli and get the same sandwich for one to two dollars less. But again, this is price of being a vegetarian/vegan. Society has deemed that vegan/vegetarian products will cost a premium. Or maybe it’s just Dunkin’ products that cost a premium.

Fast Food Review: Dunkin’ Donuts Hot Macchiato

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Score: 6.8/10

As the official website states, Dunkin’s hot macchiato is basically a cup of milk with two shots of expresso. They let you get a complimentary flavor shot. I got mocha.

Overall, this was pretty good. It cost about four dollars though, which is a lot. Starbucks is more expensive, but this still a lot for what is mostly milk. I will say that this thing has an impressive amount of caffeine. The day that I purchased this I was in a rush and drank about half the cup at once. That was a mistake as it gave me the caffeine jitters, something I don’t normally get. So if you need a jolt of caffeine, a cup of this stuff will do the trick.

Soft Drink Review: DyDo Grapefruit & Lemon Drink

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Score: 7/10

DyDo Grapefruit & Lemon Drink is a soft drink from Japan that tastes exactly how potpourri smells. This is a surprisingly fragrant drink that had me blinking in confusion at the taste because I couldn’t tell if I was smelling it or tasting it. Whatever the case, it’s an interesting drink that tastes pretty good. I would describe the taste more as citrus, rather than grapefruit or lemon. I do recommend it, but it doesn’t taste like how it’s named.

Frozen Food Review: White Castle Cheeseburgers

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Score: 6/10

White Castle burgers generally aren’t that great. I enjoy them mostly because of the novelty and their convenient, small size. It makes it really easy to eat lots of burgers in a short time.

Anyways, these frozen burgers are impressive in that these frozen burgers taste just like the burgers you’d get from a White Castle restaurant. What’s not impressive is that this is probably because the burgers aren’t very good in the first place… so there’s not a lot of quality to be lost in the freezing process.

Overall, if you like White Castle, the frozen burgers are fine. The main issue with these burgers is that White Castle burgers generally suck, frozen or not.

Fast Food Review: Papa John’s Garlic Parmesan Wings

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Score: 5.8/10

Papa John’s Garlic Parmesan Wings are not good. They are about equally as not good as Domino’s wings. They have the same, mushy, gummy consistency that chicken wings have no business having. You can taste the length of time these things have been frozen.

In regards to the garlic parmesan flavor, you need to keep in mind that this is an oily, not creamy sauce. Buffalo Wild Wings has a similar sauce, but that is creamy. This sauce is just oil. It’s not great.

Overall, if you’re buying pizza from a fast food chain, skip the wings. They’re all mostly going to be trash.