Restaurant Review: Red Lobster

Details: Located at 211-217 Old Country Rd., Carle Place, NY 11514, among other locations. Official site is

Not too long ago I went to a Red Lobster and found that every single thing I ordered was some of the worst food I’d ever had. Truly, Red Lobster is one of the worst places to eat in America. I can see the appeal if you live inland and have no access to seafood. However, if you don’t, there is almost no reason to ever visit this den of bad food.

With that said, there is exactly one reason to come to Red Lobster: complimentary biscuits. The free biscuits that Red Lobster serves are freaking good. I mean, they don’t have truffles in them or anything, but they are damn good. They are better than anything else that is on Red Lobster’s menu. And they are endless. The waiter/waitress will serve as many as you want and will also pack them into your doggy bag to go.

So, here’s the takeaway: never go to Red Lobster. It’s one of the worst restaurants on America. However, if you find yourself going to Red Lobster (maybe someone invited you or you were outvoted by your peers), order the cheapest entrée you can find and just enjoy the biscuits. Hell, if you have no shame, just eat the biscuits with your water because there is nothing else in Red Lobster worth eating.

Additionally, I think they sell the Red Lobster brand biscuits at many supermarkets.

Score: 3/10

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